What's New, Pussycat?

Woah. Alright. So what's new in the life of mine?

So I've just been keeping myself from spending money due to the fact that I am currently jobless, and I've been doing a great job so far. No pun intended. For serious. Anyways, I'm waiting to find out whether or not I'm going to be in Montana with Sarah this summer before I start looking for a job. To be honest, I'm pretty much going. I just need to convince my parents of this. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to be blunt and tough with them since they don't get the picture. Like I'm staying in this little hell hole we call Arcadia for the summer. Yeah right.

Sarah and I are doing great, by the way! Thank you for asking! I'm the happiest Armo-Irish man this side of the Mississippi.

School's coming to a close for the year and thank God. I've had enough for a while. This is another reason why I'm not staying here for the summer. I would have to take summer school. Eff that. I'd rather spend my summer living with an old prospector who craps his pants every 10 minutes whilst screaming that there's gold in his diapers. And that's not an exaggeration.

Wherever I'm going this summer, I'm planning on writing a screenplay. I haven't decided what its about or what it'll be called, but it'll be a comedy with a VERY low budget. Hopefully I can ship it around to film festivals if its good enough.

Wish me luck, I'm off to hog tie the world and tickle its butt with a feather.

The First Act

Hey, this is the first act of my screenplay for class if you want to read it or whatever. Comments on it are nice.

http://www.zhura.com/script/pdf/2205/1/1/0/1/pdf/Denial.pdf

News on the March!

Holy balls, I haven't touched this thing in a LONG time! Well, here's the update:

- Sarah, the girl I went to Disneyland with, and I are now together as boyfriend/girlfriend. It's freakin' awesome! We've been together for 2 months and having such good times!

- Makin' movies! I'm getting more and more serious and more and more excited about my movie career. I want it to take off and I want it to take off fast. I realize that college is pointless in my profession, but it's nice to have something to fall back on. I'm currently writing a screenplay for my screenwriting class, and it's kind of clichéd and straight-to-DVD status, but I've only done the first 8 pages and I'm gonna work HARD on it so it isn't like every piece of crap high school movie out there. I'll post the complete first act on here once I'm done with it.

- I got no job. Steamers is going under, and unfortunately I'm out on the cold, lonely, rich, white, and old streets of Sierra Madre. Another job will come...

- Got a haircut. The hair's shorter.

That's pretty much it! If you're fans of Below Average, my online web series, there's at least one more episode on the way if we can get it done in time before I leave for Montana in the summer. It's too bad, I thought we were gonna crank those episodes out, but everyone just gets really busy. Once I'm working with people who are dead serious (and getting paid) then I'll be able to crank out episodes of stuff. So yeah, that's all. Don't look at me like that.

Handling It All With Great Aplomb

So, to continue the "who's dating Brian?" story, I asked out the girl I went to Disneyland with, Sarah, and she said yes! Holler! So right now we're taking it slow and dating and all that fun stuff and ease into a relationship sometime in the future. Yeah, I know I'm a stud. Hahaha. Well, I can't think of anything else to add. It's all kinda dull right now, so I'll update more later. Peace out girl scout

DISNEYLAND!!!

Disneyland was off the chain, son. Had so so so so so much fun. It was the first time in a long time I've actually been satisfied with my day at Disneyland. Went on everything I wanted and needed to go on. Loved it.

Saw the new Indiana Jones trailer. Pooped myself.

Onto the romantic portion of my life: not sure if I like Olive Garden Hostess anymore. I might like a certain someone else that I've known a 'lil longer. Hint: Disneyland! Hopefully she doesn't see me as "just a friend." Because my life would be over. Hahaha. Jk. I'm not sure who I like, to be honest. We'll just wait and see on next week's episode of The O.C.

I miss that show...

Below Average

So "Below Average" is a web series I've made with the help of my friends Ryan and John (just in case you're unfamiliar with it) and it's been a whole lot of fun. Two episodes are completed and on YouTube, Facebook, and Funny Or Die. I've written the third one and we're going to shoot it tomorrow. Honestly, it's the episode I'm most proud of writing wise. It's funny as balls. I hope we pull it off when it all comes together. We will. We watch our past episodes and try to improve. Episode three's gonna be pretty sweet.

Sexy!

Nothing in this blog's really that sexy, to be honest with you. Except for my self portrait. Frame that. Seriously.

Let's continue...

So I've been ditching my winter intersession class lately. That'll show 'em!

I am PUMPED for next Friday and the Friday after. Why? Shut up, let me tell you!

Friday numero one: DISNEYLAND!!! Seriously, bro. Haven't been there in at LEAST two years. Yeah. I know. I'm going with a work friend o' mine. Well, she doesn't work there anymore. She's still legit though. I like her a lot. SHHH!!! Anyways, its gonna be FUN!!! It'll be even more fun if the stupid government would give me my freakin' Federal Refund before then! I need to buy a digital camera! I need it in my life! Before Friday!

Friday number dos: Hotel Party! The OG Crew's having it. It'll be bomb.

I've noticed that there are a lot of women that are into me, though! And it really makes me happy in my pants! Because they're not all ugly. Some are. But most aren't. A couple I haven't even seen, but the people I'm with are like "dude, that chick was totally checking you out!" I like to think that they're supermodels that go to burger places on occasion just to check me out. But I'm not a piece of meat. I'm a human and I deserve respect. Right after I tap that...