What's New, Pussycat?

Woah. Alright. So what's new in the life of mine?

So I've just been keeping myself from spending money due to the fact that I am currently jobless, and I've been doing a great job so far. No pun intended. For serious. Anyways, I'm waiting to find out whether or not I'm going to be in Montana with Sarah this summer before I start looking for a job. To be honest, I'm pretty much going. I just need to convince my parents of this. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to be blunt and tough with them since they don't get the picture. Like I'm staying in this little hell hole we call Arcadia for the summer. Yeah right.

Sarah and I are doing great, by the way! Thank you for asking! I'm the happiest Armo-Irish man this side of the Mississippi.

School's coming to a close for the year and thank God. I've had enough for a while. This is another reason why I'm not staying here for the summer. I would have to take summer school. Eff that. I'd rather spend my summer living with an old prospector who craps his pants every 10 minutes whilst screaming that there's gold in his diapers. And that's not an exaggeration.

Wherever I'm going this summer, I'm planning on writing a screenplay. I haven't decided what its about or what it'll be called, but it'll be a comedy with a VERY low budget. Hopefully I can ship it around to film festivals if its good enough.

Wish me luck, I'm off to hog tie the world and tickle its butt with a feather.

The First Act

Hey, this is the first act of my screenplay for class if you want to read it or whatever. Comments on it are nice.

http://www.zhura.com/script/pdf/2205/1/1/0/1/pdf/Denial.pdf

News on the March!

Holy balls, I haven't touched this thing in a LONG time! Well, here's the update:

- Sarah, the girl I went to Disneyland with, and I are now together as boyfriend/girlfriend. It's freakin' awesome! We've been together for 2 months and having such good times!

- Makin' movies! I'm getting more and more serious and more and more excited about my movie career. I want it to take off and I want it to take off fast. I realize that college is pointless in my profession, but it's nice to have something to fall back on. I'm currently writing a screenplay for my screenwriting class, and it's kind of clichéd and straight-to-DVD status, but I've only done the first 8 pages and I'm gonna work HARD on it so it isn't like every piece of crap high school movie out there. I'll post the complete first act on here once I'm done with it.

- I got no job. Steamers is going under, and unfortunately I'm out on the cold, lonely, rich, white, and old streets of Sierra Madre. Another job will come...

- Got a haircut. The hair's shorter.

That's pretty much it! If you're fans of Below Average, my online web series, there's at least one more episode on the way if we can get it done in time before I leave for Montana in the summer. It's too bad, I thought we were gonna crank those episodes out, but everyone just gets really busy. Once I'm working with people who are dead serious (and getting paid) then I'll be able to crank out episodes of stuff. So yeah, that's all. Don't look at me like that.

Handling It All With Great Aplomb

So, to continue the "who's dating Brian?" story, I asked out the girl I went to Disneyland with, Sarah, and she said yes! Holler! So right now we're taking it slow and dating and all that fun stuff and ease into a relationship sometime in the future. Yeah, I know I'm a stud. Hahaha. Well, I can't think of anything else to add. It's all kinda dull right now, so I'll update more later. Peace out girl scout

DISNEYLAND!!!

Disneyland was off the chain, son. Had so so so so so much fun. It was the first time in a long time I've actually been satisfied with my day at Disneyland. Went on everything I wanted and needed to go on. Loved it.

Saw the new Indiana Jones trailer. Pooped myself.

Onto the romantic portion of my life: not sure if I like Olive Garden Hostess anymore. I might like a certain someone else that I've known a 'lil longer. Hint: Disneyland! Hopefully she doesn't see me as "just a friend." Because my life would be over. Hahaha. Jk. I'm not sure who I like, to be honest. We'll just wait and see on next week's episode of The O.C.

I miss that show...

Below Average

So "Below Average" is a web series I've made with the help of my friends Ryan and John (just in case you're unfamiliar with it) and it's been a whole lot of fun. Two episodes are completed and on YouTube, Facebook, and Funny Or Die. I've written the third one and we're going to shoot it tomorrow. Honestly, it's the episode I'm most proud of writing wise. It's funny as balls. I hope we pull it off when it all comes together. We will. We watch our past episodes and try to improve. Episode three's gonna be pretty sweet.

Sexy!

Nothing in this blog's really that sexy, to be honest with you. Except for my self portrait. Frame that. Seriously.

Let's continue...

So I've been ditching my winter intersession class lately. That'll show 'em!

I am PUMPED for next Friday and the Friday after. Why? Shut up, let me tell you!

Friday numero one: DISNEYLAND!!! Seriously, bro. Haven't been there in at LEAST two years. Yeah. I know. I'm going with a work friend o' mine. Well, she doesn't work there anymore. She's still legit though. I like her a lot. SHHH!!! Anyways, its gonna be FUN!!! It'll be even more fun if the stupid government would give me my freakin' Federal Refund before then! I need to buy a digital camera! I need it in my life! Before Friday!

Friday number dos: Hotel Party! The OG Crew's having it. It'll be bomb.

I've noticed that there are a lot of women that are into me, though! And it really makes me happy in my pants! Because they're not all ugly. Some are. But most aren't. A couple I haven't even seen, but the people I'm with are like "dude, that chick was totally checking you out!" I like to think that they're supermodels that go to burger places on occasion just to check me out. But I'm not a piece of meat. I'm a human and I deserve respect. Right after I tap that...

Good Times!

So good times have been happening lately!

Hung out with Tory a couple nights ago and he introduced me to some of his hot work friends from Olive Garden. It was good times.

Next: I've finally mastered the drums on Rock Band! It's taken me forever but I finally have the hang of it! Now people won't think I'm lying whenever I say "yeah, I used to play drums."

I have a new band to add to my favorites: The Bravery. I've always sorta liked them, but I hadn't heard a whole lot of their stuff. I bought their self-titled CD and it blew me away. Hard. Great CD.

Alright, that's all I have to say. Don't get alcohol poisoning!

My Secret Plot

My secret plan that I'm telling the entire world on this blog, in turn making it not so secret, is to impregnate Ellen Page (irony!) and mooching off of her "Juno" fortune to pursue my movie making career and in turn, becoming successful. not to mention having Ellen Page as my wife. The thing that could derail this: Ellen Page reads this (highly doubtful!)



Aalllriiiight. You like that, Ellen Page? Yeeaaahhh... Giggidy giggidy

Okay I'm done now...

P.S.: If Ellen Page is reading this, then Ellen: I really don't plan on impregnating you, but we should seriously consider making out, going out, and/or making sweet love.

The Second One

Holy crap, I completely forgot about this thing... So much has happened during this past month or so it's ridonkulous.

Alrighty, first off: I'm single now. Which is kind of a yay and nay situation. Yay that I don't have to go through the misery of a long-distance relationship and I can flirt freely, and nay that I don't have a girlfriend to love. It's workin' out, though. There'll be more, f'sho!

Second off: saw Cloverfield. Twice. In less than 24 hours. Yeah. It's that crazy.

Third off: so so so so sad about Heath Ledger dying. He was a great actor and will be missed tremendously. It's just such a shocker and you know what? I don't believe it. Yeah. I want to see the body and even then I don't think I'll believe it. He's obviously hiding somewhere coming up with something crazy awesome to unveil to the world. I don't know what exactly...

Fourth off: I really wish I hadn't taken winter intersession. It's kinda gay. At least I'm sitting next to a girl that's really cute.

Final off: found out what happened to Xanga: nothing. It's just kinda even more gay now. K bye

So this is awkward...

This is my first blog... So I guess I know what to say... I had a Xanga about 4 years ago... Whatever happened to Xanga? I think I'll do research on Wikipedia. Dot Org. I think it's org. Who cares? It's bookmarked...

So yeah...

Pretty much...

Did you say something?

Oh...

Okay...

Nevermind...

So the holiday break is almost over and I'll be going back to school sort of. Takin' winter intersession, but it's only one class so it's all good. I'll try to post more shenanigans as often as possible. This will be a safe haven for those of you who need to read something whilst taking a crap and can't find anything to read...

K bye.