My Secret Plot

My secret plan that I'm telling the entire world on this blog, in turn making it not so secret, is to impregnate Ellen Page (irony!) and mooching off of her "Juno" fortune to pursue my movie making career and in turn, becoming successful. not to mention having Ellen Page as my wife. The thing that could derail this: Ellen Page reads this (highly doubtful!)



Aalllriiiight. You like that, Ellen Page? Yeeaaahhh... Giggidy giggidy

Okay I'm done now...

P.S.: If Ellen Page is reading this, then Ellen: I really don't plan on impregnating you, but we should seriously consider making out, going out, and/or making sweet love.

The Second One

Holy crap, I completely forgot about this thing... So much has happened during this past month or so it's ridonkulous.

Alrighty, first off: I'm single now. Which is kind of a yay and nay situation. Yay that I don't have to go through the misery of a long-distance relationship and I can flirt freely, and nay that I don't have a girlfriend to love. It's workin' out, though. There'll be more, f'sho!

Second off: saw Cloverfield. Twice. In less than 24 hours. Yeah. It's that crazy.

Third off: so so so so sad about Heath Ledger dying. He was a great actor and will be missed tremendously. It's just such a shocker and you know what? I don't believe it. Yeah. I want to see the body and even then I don't think I'll believe it. He's obviously hiding somewhere coming up with something crazy awesome to unveil to the world. I don't know what exactly...

Fourth off: I really wish I hadn't taken winter intersession. It's kinda gay. At least I'm sitting next to a girl that's really cute.

Final off: found out what happened to Xanga: nothing. It's just kinda even more gay now. K bye

So this is awkward...

This is my first blog... So I guess I know what to say... I had a Xanga about 4 years ago... Whatever happened to Xanga? I think I'll do research on Wikipedia. Dot Org. I think it's org. Who cares? It's bookmarked...

So yeah...

Pretty much...

Did you say something?

Oh...

Okay...

Nevermind...

So the holiday break is almost over and I'll be going back to school sort of. Takin' winter intersession, but it's only one class so it's all good. I'll try to post more shenanigans as often as possible. This will be a safe haven for those of you who need to read something whilst taking a crap and can't find anything to read...

K bye.