My Secret Plot

My secret plan that I'm telling the entire world on this blog, in turn making it not so secret, is to impregnate Ellen Page (irony!) and mooching off of her "Juno" fortune to pursue my movie making career and in turn, becoming successful. not to mention having Ellen Page as my wife. The thing that could derail this: Ellen Page reads this (highly doubtful!)



Aalllriiiight. You like that, Ellen Page? Yeeaaahhh... Giggidy giggidy

Okay I'm done now...

P.S.: If Ellen Page is reading this, then Ellen: I really don't plan on impregnating you, but we should seriously consider making out, going out, and/or making sweet love.